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[challenge entry] Blame HaroldBishop'sLoveChild

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(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Apparently painless.
unless you get your thumbs caught between them.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# That's not what the guy lying in screaming agony on my basement floor says
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Well what DOES he say?!
"IamtheverymodelofamodernMajor-General,
I'veinformationvegetable, animal, and mineral,
I knowthe kingsofEngland, andIquotethe fightshistorical,
FromMarathontoWaterlooinordercategorical."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# On the contrary
"Iamthemonarchofthesea,
Therulerofthequeen'snavee,
WhosepraiseGreatBritainloudlychants"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# What never?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Wrong character, but have some applause anyway
*applauds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I know,
I was in Pinafore at school.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I haven't actually done that one yet
Unless you count my mum being eight months pregnant with me when she did it...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I'm sorry!
That picture has forced me to cup myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Pretty much Mr Trellis' reaction
I'm now having to reassure him I'm never going to make him have one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Don't.
I have had so much fucking trouble I would say to any man not to do this.

Seriously, get a fucking coil.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# What, a reaction?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# done and dusted
...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Quite literally
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i shoot blanks
so im ok for practice only
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Is this what you tell women as a trick
Or has the dirty been done on you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Mrs Boff would like me to have a reversal
I want us to get puppies


problem is she has a hard thump on her so i think ill lose
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# The reversal has been shown to produce a far higher chance of having a deformed or suboptimal child.
Your body has been destroying your sperm for some time now - it will continue to treat the sperm as an alien forever and your sperm will make mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# how can
a cut to vas deferens cause a change to sperm quality? wouldnt the body absorb as its a existing process to absorb unused sperm?

love to see the research
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Seriously, I think it is worth looking into this
there has been a lot of new research lately.

www.bio-medicine.org/medicine-news/Vasectomy-Reversal-to-Lead-to-Birth-Defects-11505-1/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# oooh ta
i shall read and digest
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Ooof
haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I have complications.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Oh noes!
Unless you're taking the piss What's up? Or is that bad phrasing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Well, after the normal sore balls, I had a week of bleeding from the vasectomy site
on the right testicle. He had to take two runs on that side, so it was not a surprise.

Now, however, two and a bit weeks later, the left semen vestibule has begun to fill itself up with blood. That started last Saturday, I went to the surgeon today, it's not nice at all and frankly not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Yeeeeesh, not good :(
Do they sound confident about being able to sort it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# A bit
but right now the very best I feel is like I was kicked in the balls 10 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Decidedly not good
I would give you a hug but you seem the sort who wouldn't appreciate that.

Erm....

Bandages?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Too much information.
Too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# where's manley?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# HERE I AM!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)