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(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I think you won...
www.b3ta.com/board/8918810#post8918813
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# resolution must be a motherfucker
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# You'd hope.
If it's still HD res it'd look like crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# FID
-Fucking Insane Definition
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# HD Ready!*
*not 1080p
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# yes, but
has pasanonic got one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# pfft.
it's a Sony, silly.

( I went to my grandmother's today, she's got a sony bravia from somewhere. I wish people would keep me in the loop )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i'm still watching a borrowed 21"
it's crap :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I don't watch anywhere near
enough TV to justify the money I have spent on screens but then I have to remind myself that I'm not the only one here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# one of the reasons i live alone
is my utter refusal to hand the remote control to anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# super glue it to your hand
then only you can use it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# but then i'd have no room for the sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# It's never a problem here.
even when the house is full. TV front room, TV in the TV room. TV in my office, TV in our bedroom, TV in the boy's room and all 4 PCs have TV tuners and all hooked up to cable.

I still download all my TV shows from the net and watch them in my office.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# 2 TV licences then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# No.
Why would that be?

( one of my favourite subjects, the old television equipment operating license, so tread carefully ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# no as it's a private dwelling and not a hotel
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i just have the one
and spend all my time in the same room as it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# we have 3 cable boxes.
2 external freeview boxes and 4 DVD players. It's an extremely wasteful house considering she is in London most of the week and the boy is at his gran's ( worked well enough for me when I was growing up ) and I really should consider my carbon footprint. But that might mean divorce and getting rid of at least 2 cars. I'm willing to consider one, but.....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# your electricity bill must be huge!
my nephew lives with my parents, it's done him no harm. he's getting plenty of sleep away from his 3-month-old twin brothers, both of whom are teething.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# All my bills are huge.
It's just marginally less expensive than divorce. ( who am I kidding? My wife earns a fortune )
Connor does not live with my mum, he just spends time there midweek when she's at work and I'm at work/on the piss.
Keeps my mum busy ( you know women and grandkids) and allows me freedom to get on with stuff ( or not )
It's only a mile away so he's not been packed off. That comes with military school in 4 years ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# that's my problem
every bloke i've been with has been a minimum wager, except for one, who turned out to be married. one of these days, i'm going to either win the lottery or finally be able to get a bloody job!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ah.
I've always been a provider. Even when I was in the army my stake in the family business allowed for no money worries. ( army pay is shit, yes, I did it for love )
I don't work a lot but the fact that my contracts are usually huge means I don't have to work a full time schedule and I don't keep a full time staff since I sold my actual business and contracts nearly 7 years ago.

I'm not minted by any means but as I keep telling her, she can give up work and we could manage until death on what we have. ( Unless he grows up to be a racing driver, that's gonna kill me )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i'm lucky, really
i've got nobody but me to provide for, so i don't need much money. it'd be nice, though, if i saw something i really wanted and could just buy it without worrying about the price. still, the way the weight loss is going, i should have enough health problems fixed within the next 3 years to finally be fit for work. buggered if i know what work, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'm glad the weight loss appears to be going well.
Not because you deserve to be skinny and vain, but because you deserve to be having a healthy life.
If all else fails I'll employ you to be my sometime drinking partner. That might get you a pair of shoes a year. ( I could steal you shoes, there is a walk in wardrobe here full of Manolos and Jimmy Choos. My wife is bigfoot though. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# manolos???
bloody hell, sign me up! if she's a size 8, i'll be sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# haha. You women are mental
about shoes.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1xCsE5tGalE
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha!
that's like me in my kookai boots!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# 72 pixels/mile.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hehehe
Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# But is it meant to be 2400 inches ('') or feet (')?
2400'' == 60.96 meters
2400' == 731.52 meters

Hmm. I guess this is a pointless question, isn't it?

edit: the google resulted in this interesting thread:

sci.tech-archive.net/Archive/sci.physics/2004-09/1928.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Some people go too far into things.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# And uncover secrets of the ancients? That man was not meant to know?
I love those!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# inches. which is...
200 feet
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Then I suggest that your picture
has been put together by North Koreans.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That's was my problem with it.
Although, since I can't get A4-A0 scale right, what do I know...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I briefly noticed something about that.
Are you having a problem with it and do you need help?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Oh, right. Thanks, but it's too late now as I've managed to make my poster the wrong size.
I knew that 4x4 A4 == A0, but I made 4x5 A4 for no clear reason. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# can we watch the omnibus of corrie please
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Only the mayor can decide what is watched.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# "Birth of a Nation"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Mum, I can't sleep
the mayor's watching porn again
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oh shit, he's Rickrolled us!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *slowly moves away*
We're not a we anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Imagine the size of the remote!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# It would probably be the same size as a regular remote.
Unless a giant manufactured it, WHICH HE DIDN'T.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I can dream, damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Dreams < Facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# "I have a fact
that one day in Alabama, things will be pretty much the same as they are now."
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# is this a fact fact
or a wiki fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# It's a wicked fact
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Fact:
In youth culture 'wicked' and 'bad' can often mean 'good'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# crazy utes
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# it'd need to be a bit more powerful than a regular remote
just to allow for distance from the screen
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Maybe i'd just sit right in front of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# NO! NO CORRIE!
a telly that size should be used to watch apocalypse now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Nooo!
Full Metal Jacket!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# it'll be evil dead if you don't behave!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# NOO!!
YOU KNOW I HATE HORROR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# well, be a good boy
and you can watch labyrinth instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Ah! *puts on 2girls1cup*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *watches*
(from rooftop of course)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I wish i had a t shirt like that :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I lied
I'm wearing this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Heh
I might have to get some of those

"Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# orders 29
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Well I won't be bothering watching the Channel 4 severely cut version of Silent Hill on it,
'cos that would be pointless...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# this can only lead to chaos
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# all in japan.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)