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(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *is amused but confused by the weird angle of David*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# it's a sexier angle
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Sure, if you like small cocked men
do you like small cocked men?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I dunno,
at that angle there can be no doubt that he has a tinky winky :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hmpf
Maybe he's a grower, not a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice!

Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ning sushi
how are?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Not too bad,
I set my alarm for 8 o'clock this morning, woke up, and thought, Meh, I'll have a little more of a nap.

I just woke up :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# haha
sounds familiar
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# If you ever find out who invented the snooze button,
please let me know so I can cunt them in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# what do you do all day?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I am sure I do more in a day than you do!
And that goes for all the time you were ta uni too you dirty layabout student!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# bollocks. list the things you do in a day and I'll list mine, before and after.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Nah, I don't wanna.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# pfft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I can tell you what I am doing right now.
I am drinking a cup of tea and having a cigarette, whilst listening to the mystery hour on LBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# smoking is bad for you
i'm sitting under a fan, in the dark, surrounded by empty beer bottles and pages of working out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Yes, Smoking is bad for you.
But paradoxically, it is super cool!

Haven't you just finished uni? Why the hell are you still doing working out stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# it's all old working out stuff, you don't think i tidy up do you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Girls will have sex with boys who turn the light on
and tidy up their mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# you don't think that if the read the calculations that they would moisten up a bit?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 'ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# How do FAAMTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I'm sloping around in dresing gown mode
as I have man flu :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Awesome!
Man Flu is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I am producing a fascinating amount of globular phlegm
and it's bright green with dark flecks in it.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That sounds brilliant!
Once, when I had a chest infection, I coughed up a bit of phlegm that looked just like Flubber.

I was slightly worried that Disney advertising had really gone too far....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Now that's a seriously over eager PR department!
I've also combined man flu day with quitting smoking day to make me slightly more irrational and shouty. It's been great fun so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Women and Kids deserve to be shouted at by men anyway for being inferior ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# groan. had to filename that one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# By Milkelangelo?

Have a pea!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Haha
Have Penis de Milo...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# a boris de milo, you say?


and a similarly half arsed one of my sister:
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ditto dong
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# top punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha!
not seen that one before, it's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)