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# I am mediocre and I approve of this message


also: long time no see!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Surface-To-Air-Salmon
shiiit yes!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# yes long time
i do look in most days
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i am polished turd and i approve of this shit
edit: also woo and click for pip's mounted bear
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i think we have our ANSWER OF THE EVENING :D
-fireworks-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# thankyou, thankyou
i'm here while thursday.
try the veal.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I am a flowerpot
and I am full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I am a fuckpig,and i too am full of shit
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i was full of shit
but i pooped and, being a monkey, i threw the poop at passersby.
now i am not quite so full of poop, although there is still some left in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yesterday i was full of shit
until i had the hoojest fart-propelled poop.
toilet duck, RIP
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i heard a delightful tale
about a local man getting the curvy head of a toilet duck jammed solidly up his rectum. nursing staff could barely suppress the laughter for long enough to remove it.
wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# saw something similar
on 'most embarrasing medical something or other'

a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.

apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha!
i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# lol
yay-jetpropelledwhatsitthing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Onion cat also approves!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# nice loopadge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# he is so proud
to fly that onion
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)