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[challenge entry] Spang me. Spang me HARD

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Pillck Noel?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# cck noel
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Haha!
'lo bloke!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You!
Again!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Yo, 'sup dawg?
*manhugs*

Y'alreet?

Why is Nina off your Christmas card list?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yo, homey, err (I can't do this) Sir!
Not too bad, ta. You?

She's not at all - I was only messing!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Not too bad!
Recovering from flu... off w*rk today, hence DAYTIME INTERWEBS! \o/

And my band won the Battle of the Bands heat they played in on Monday... life is sweet indeed :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Congrats, my good man!
also, I hope you have all manner of restoratives close to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I have Lucozade?
As far as I've been able to discover it cures most known ills.

Especially hangovers when you're at work...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I use it often for the latter...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# 'ello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# How's it going?
*manhugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Pillock Bigger Pillock, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ^agreed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaaaayve :D
Didn't see your 'ello' down there in time, sorry.

Y'alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# tj: *ensnuggles*
hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Out the way, you!
you!*roughly shoves J. Peas out the way*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *kicks in shins and trips DTH over*
;-P
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *lands heavilly on J Peas*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *enhurgles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *spangs*
*hard*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *spluffs*
*hard*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I'm upset by it being November
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# it gets worse in a few days
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# 'lo Grandma!
How goes it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# been a lot better, you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# About the same, ta
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I don't get it :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Well, then pardon his French
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# tsser twat?
shit singer from shit band, shit comedian from shit show?

pair of cunts?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# something about a pair of twats?
who are both extremely rich and famous but have no discernable talent?

EDIT: sorry, I totally failed to notice emvee pissing on my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ^ and this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)