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# Have you tried asking?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I did, but the phoneline to god was closed due to his nonexistence
edit: I'm thinking about dinner now, what should I have
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# phone the pope instead and give him what for
he'll prolly like it
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Have some gammon cooked in coke
and pigs in blankets and bacon
lots of bacon
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# MORE BACON!
MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE
BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON!
MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE
BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON!
MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE
BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON!
MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE
BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON! MORE BACON!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# FUCK!
I'd take a lot of pigeons to get that much bacon
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# don't be silly
pigeons can't catch pigs
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
/trained in the secret codes of pigeon at a nepalese monastery blog
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# This^
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I have none of the requisite ingredients
I was pondering tatties

with something
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!BACON!!!!
BACON!!!!

TRUMPETS!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I might have beefs
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)