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[challenge entry] Going Solo This Year !

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I haz hiccups
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# You back again?
FUCK OFF TO THE DAYSHIFT! ;)

How do fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Hiccuppy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Get over it dickhead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Looking for a cure . . .
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# GO TO BED YOULL SCARE SANTA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I dry humped Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You bastard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i've got a beard
and rapidly greying long hair...why will no one dry hump me? I'll even give them a present.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# happy christmas to you!
everyone else: wait 20 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# if anyone wants a cyber to while away the time
just gaz me.

I am a 16yo bearly legal catholic schoolgirl, I know that queers are worse than climate change but i just love getting it off with my best friends....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
#
bearldy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# tehsexeh kind.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Belly dance.
Seiously, even half arsed go will
help ease the cramp and slow it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# oh woe!!
I HAVE BEER AND OTHER ASSORTED ALCOHOL 1030 in the morning and slightly intoxicated. it's also christmas here, so nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i know what my presents are and you don't mwhahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# a carton of cigarettes same as every year.
"smoke 'em up tom!"




fuck you, dad. fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# hhaha sero? I didn't even get booze this year,
i got 1/3 of my new laptop paid for and ol'kev is paying the rest.

i did get some irn bru so that should help with the hangover tomorrow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# nah, i quit months back, innit?
i've never understood why people think irn bru helps with hangovers. the only use i can think of for it is to threaten your stomach with
"stop hurting or i'll fucking drink this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# the caffine should tend to mask some of the effects of the hangover,
and it's sugary and watery for rehydration. It's like coffee and orange juice for a hangover.

The rehydration won't kick in for ages anyway and the caffine just gives a buzz.

good on quiting though /militant antismoker that craves cigars blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# cheers
militant antismoking is as antisocial as smoking,i'll not call you up on it though seeing as its christmas afterall
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# haha, that remark is sarcasam. I don't smoke, I don't like people smoking
but it should be their choice (I feel the same about all drugs, legal or illegal)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# haha han
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Drinxsh on the houshe . . .
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Drunk eh
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Nuthin' buut the beshed !
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Whoooooooooooopee !
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# The smoker I get . . . the player I drink . . .
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# haha-how lo can he go?
that's a very convenient hat too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Show low you can't here him . . .
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# heheheh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Cheersh . . . tink !
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)