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# You don't need to, d. You never go anywhere.
The council takes away all the empty tins, and you piss through a tube.
The only mystery is, who puts the tins within arms' reach?
*Is admirably making up little fantasies about dbroon's life*
(, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# you! you're the fucking tin man!
I don't like pears in syrup you cunt!
You can fucking keep them.
(, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Sorry, mate. I drank all the pears *hic*.
But I hear Uncle Murdo has some cling peaches left. If we can get past the ludicrously vicious winter midges.
(, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)