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[challenge entry] Mistake?
I know I'm going to burn in hell for this, probably via being stoned to death!

From the Advertising the Unusual challenge. See all 352 entries (closed)

(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# CANCER LOL!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Afternoon, mangy
how goes it?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Not too shabby Wowser
ta

And just where have you been all morning?
And if you say working, it will displease me
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Prepare to feel displeased, duck
I've been being a good girl.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I find that very hard to believe
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# :D I am a good girl really.
Or at least, I do a very good impression of one.

I've been spreadsheeting, mainly. Oh, my showbiz life....
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# First class ticket to hull
Woo Woo!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# oh please hurry up and pick a new challenge fraser
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I was very temted to buy the edition of OK! that was running an article on how she was spending Christmas
But then I realised I would be feeding her.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# give the cover price to a charity like Macmillan instead
then all cancer patients will benefit, not just the tedious fame-hungry ones
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahha....ooooohhh
:D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I was just trying to read about her
and couldn't

then I though of the irony of not being able to find a story about Jade Goody

then I found this instead: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7813178.stm

now I find I need a poo
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# She should cover that song blue (dabadeedabadi)
but replace all the blues with beiges.

Because she is. In every way that a person can be. I've sneezed stuff with more personality.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# it is a truly bewildering situation
however did it all come to this

I'VE SUNG A SONG! BOW BEFORE ME! FAWN AND DO MY BIDDING!

(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I just wish all of these monochromatically caramel supposed singers (vocal acrobats would be a better description)
would just take their insincere catterwauling about nameless chap and how lovely/shit/mean/dead/hooray/tall/Watford he is and shove it up their overly groomed ani. Bleh.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# it gets to me
because it's very difficult to avoid

you can turn most things off, but this crap is everywhere
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# See also: Cefuckinglebrity Big Bastard Brother.
*weeps*

In the eyes way, I'm not oozing.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# OMG
Edit: lalalalala dabadee move along
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Try again....
:D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)