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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Rock em Sock em was shit :D

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# *wants*
How much? inc vat and delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# 12 shekels!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahahah... I remember when I was in jerusalem, people kept offering me these crappy wooden statues all the time
20 shekels! You want!
pissing annoying it was too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# where's the Mediocre one when you want him?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# fucking hell
Tommy Walsh with endorse anything.

the whore
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# heheheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think I've found something better...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# \o/
*is stupid and gullible*

*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Noooo
This is REALLY REALLY useful - when you have those stupid breeze-block sized transformers that barge the 2 plugs either side out the way.

Though the 25 cm extension above does the job even better!
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I never thought of that
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Wish I had some of these
I could then move everything 27cm to the left!

Or the right!!!

Or forwards!!!!!

I NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# haha
PUNCH HIM IN THE BEARD BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Where did this Barry stuff that I love so much originate...?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# deck 'im Barry
It was Barry the battling Barnacle

bizarrely it was a night shift thing if I remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ie, nowhere!
This is why I love B3ta. I yell CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY! all the time, and it has no meaningful providence whatsoever.

Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# INTERNET DETECTIVE TO THE RESCUE.
b3ta.com/board/6027577
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Wheeee!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Heh. Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Needs more "They started it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# with added
"God said it was OUR'S not your's"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# and a bit of rebuilding the 3rd temple
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# and a dash of
"fuck yeah - take that you Babylonian bastards..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# A cry often heard
at Sci-fi conventions, no doubt

"Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# MY god's better than YOUR god!
Oh yeah?! Says WHO?!

Says MY book!

YOUR book's RUBBISH! MY god's better than YOUR god!

Oh yeah?!

Ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# My International allies have bigger bombs than your international allies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Am I the only one who watches the news of the Israel/Palestine situation
and can only think of Monty Python's "Fish-Slapping Dance"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# best sketch ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# "so - this Israel/Palestine thing - who's the baddies and who's the goodies?"
"... well - I'm afraid it's more complicated than that..."
"Oh - right - I'll watch Hollyoaks instead then..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I find it hilarious
that the media don't seem to know anymore.

It used to be those poor israelies dealing with those Palestinian/Hamas terrorists/militants...

Now, they've gone "actually, these Israelie types are doping some nasty things... but Hamas are terrorists, Busgh said so... um... ooh look at the human interest angle...shiny"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# "... America hasn't said I can't..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# and it turns out it's the same God
... it's a metaphor for American politics
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
"Get off my land"
"Its our land already"
"You stole it from us in 1948"
"God promised it to us in 1948 BC"
"It wasnt his to give to you"
"......"
"......."
"........."
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I believe this pea is appropriate


I wish they'd all grow up and sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# This is brilliant
and sadly still topical :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# This is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahahaha
aloneinmyhouselol
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I love the tea towel
Everyone seems to have one round my way
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# But then you do work on a tea towel market stall
on tea towel street, in the tea towel district of tea towel town
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# This is all true
Oliver Postgate was once goign to make a series about us... but made Bagpuss instead, the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I see the referee is nowhere to be seen
probably buried in the rubble
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)