Then you find they've got joke fuses from those irritating joke candlesand you can't blow them out.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:13,
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And all you can do is blink ruefully into the camera and wait...
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:27,
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