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[challenge entry] not-so-superman

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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Mini-superman
Cancels to just "man"
Or "man who has done a good deed"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# or "man who thought about it but went to a cafe and had a cup of tea instead while watching the disaster unfold on the news on the small portable tv in the cafe"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Ha! I was thinking this last night, when watching 'Broken Arrow'
the main good guy says to the girl : "Just go - you're a civilian! I'll handle this".

And I thought about an alternate film following her life if she had taken his advice, with her friend saying : "So what did happen with that whole army guy/missing nukes thing" and she says "I dunno - I'm going to the shops for some milk..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Dude in tights . . . wearing a tablecloth . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# thats pretty good is that.
superman is a great big heap of poo though

follow up to the earlier newsflash
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# YUM YUM YUM!
Send some down here, right away please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# *sends e-pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# *receives
*eats.

That was very nice. Thanks. Please send more.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# fuck, yes, good
I just had a cheese and onion toatsie but this is like, levels beyond, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# ooo nice
tomorrow i will probably be attempting the cottage pie toatsie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# with lots more cheese on?
this reminds me

I need to get a bunch of bacon off cuts

a couple of eggs

grease up a oven tin or grease up a load of tinfoil and put it in the tin

then pour the mixture of bacon and eggs into the tin and put a few slices of tomato on top then leave it for about 40 or so minutes on medium heat

this is basically a ham and egg pie without the tedious pastry bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# i still absolutely don't understand taking pictures of food
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)
# food.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Take pictures of Nigella instead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# me neither, there's something mentally unhinged about it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# IT JUST LOOKS LIKE SLIME
THANKS FOR THE PICTURE OF SLIME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# IT IS NOT SLIME, IT IS ETHNIC NOMNOM!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Sensory perception is fleeting.
Digital information is immortal.

This may be a lie.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# It would appear that you couldn't wait for true crispiness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# but its so red!
must be raw flesh.
(sludgebucket, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# i am impatient :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)