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i wasn't sure, so i settled on the usual fallback and uncapped a jar of lube.

edit: still can't settle on a name?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)

Right then!

I'll get the phone book.

edit: nah :( I'm sure there's something nifty and witty out there but it eludes me thus far.

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Ratsta, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)

i offered up malted mucous before.

edit: as a name, not a beverage.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)

That puts previously forgotten images of "jar squatter" into my head.

:-(

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)

too lowbrow for my taste.

his wealthy cousin with the broken faberge egg ripping him apart is my kind of man.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:31, archived)

:-@

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)

I know of this video

I am yet to decide I want to inflict it upon myself. the bme pain olympic videos were soemthing though. I know no one who didn't laugh at the flat penis guy.

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)

it's less gruesome with the sound off, but not by much.

think of it as desensitisation therapy.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

it is the sort of thing that pays to be drunk and in a group.

in my experience any way. freaky bonding experiences.

I always laugh in the wrong places.

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arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)