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# yeah!
like all the 'cosy' bits in Star Trek, without all that unnecessary fighting.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# yeah
trade deals going on without a hitch. every new race they meet doesn't have some shady secret they are being shifty about. you could have a whole episode about them cleaning the ship, showing you where they keep all the hoovers etc.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# that would be fab
Danger! Vacuum!
/ahem...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Nobody has EVER made a reference to needing a shit on Star Trek
I bet they just beam it out onto other ships and run away.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
#
I always assumed it was just taken out you body when you were beamed. That way no-one ever needs a crap, so it also explains why there are no toilets :)

It also explains why ensign/rookie xxxx is always so willing to be beamed on to a mission where they just know they are going to die... At least they die empty
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)