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[challenge entry] 'ello fello nite 'ools

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(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# *looks up Wittgenstein on Wikipedia*
HA HA HA I GET THIS JOKE!

*looks round*
*hopes nobody realises he's an uneducated pleb who's never heard of Wittgenstein*
*realises people can read these bits*

Oops :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Witgenstein over a game of Backgammon
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# hitler hated jews because of that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Explain, at great length.
And don't cop out by posting a link.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# at school together
rich gay jew with rich family who dominated the town. Right wing father resented this. Son followed dad.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# So it's all Wittgenstein's fault
because he was rich and gay and had Jewish heritage (but was brought up Roman Catholic)?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
# clearly
Protestant, actually.
Edit: you are right.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I blame YOU
for Hitler.

and Wikipedia says "Despite his paternal grandparents' conversion to Protestantism, the Wittgenstein children were baptized as Roman Catholics—the faith of their maternal grandmother—and Ludwig was given a Roman Catholic burial upon his death."
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# then he was rich
gay and catholic and not jewish at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Again according to Wikipedia
His father's parents, Hermann Christian and Fanny Wittgenstein (who was a first cousin of the violinist Joseph Joachim), were born into Jewish families but later converted to Protestantism
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# That's fine. I understand.
you can only belong to one religious cult at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Judaism is more than religion
it's heritage and culture too.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# this, but we won't discuss that with Zoot further.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# no more than catholicism or islam
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Except: no
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I do my best to belong to several
a bit like wine tasting
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Or divine bigamy
Judaism was not always a monotheistic religion. You could just hang out with whatever God was being cool that week technically. Like maybe Vishnu is being kind of cunt because his new girlfriend makes him act like a jerk so you just call up Tao and ask if he wanted to go play beer pong at some Zoroastrian angel's house party.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Hang on a sec.
You yourself are proudly right-wing, Mr H, and you don't care who knows it.
How do you manage/sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I blame hitler
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# *wipes brow*
Phew! So do I.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I blame David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I blame David Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Oh god, IVV can see the future.
*keeps eyes tightly shut for several decades*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Too bad he failed at every attempt at doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# is it a duck? is it a rabbit?
no, just a philosopher.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)