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# New Poster
Hi lads, new poster here, been looking at the site for a few weeks now and it amuses me greatly. I got told that the newsletter was no longer emailed around and is just put up on here instead. Is this true?
(Pablo Honey, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# bags seat in bunker next to the biscuits!
Today I shall mostly be peaing Terrances compo return from the dead time yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I like the way the zebra is crossing
and bumfarting.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Rocket peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# That is so FRICKIN sweet!
and look, they've got a tele on there too! Awwww
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# FUUUUUCKYES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell yes
*clicks*

this rocket nonsense will only end in nuclear holocaust


Click for bigger (133 kb)



oh and this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# defcon for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Im afraid Honey you have done it wrong
Please post a picture that you have made yourself in future
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# He should know after watching for a few weeks cupcake:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Best to lob in a pic that you've done when posting a new thread.
Or sitting down may be problematic for a day or two.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# That's right
loads of seat stealing ninjas on here. Pictures ward them off.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# It's the internets' version of musical chairs...
disgraceful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# There's an idea, you put the keyboard on your chair and play musical chairs over the webs!
Somebody make it so!
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# If this site amuses you, you must be quite insane
And whoever told you that about the newsletter is a flat out liar. Track the person down. Slap them repeatedly then have them arrested for telling porkies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Welcome. You seem nice.
But this board is for pikchures.

edit: is everyone feeling fluffy?

edit edit: I'll pea this then. Sorry I know a lot of you saw it but it slipped very rapidly down the board in a compo-rush last time.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# You /board people are so polite.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I like to think
so. Unless someone appears to be a complete twunt. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# God. You people are so fucking nice!
There a pies to be unleashed! Pies i tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# fuck the boat!
UNLEASH THE PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# i like this
it's a bit H2G2
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# indeed!
that was one of my reference points - I love that bit in TRATEOTU (if that isn't too tortuous an abbreviation...)
Oh, and ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Crikey man!
*offers asbestos suit*

It's hand knitted by blind burning orphans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# No, it's a lie.
I was very sad when I found out too.
Want a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Also: repost for alt compo
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Quick!
Draw a magenta cock and edit post to insert it! Minimum 500k for a still image
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *slaps hand*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hello and welcome!

We tend to frown on people that post new threads without an image (made by yourself; no filthy repost) here.

As your attorney, I advise you to edit your post and place such an image along with the original story
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Nice username.
Shame about the high level of fail on display however...

Have this to liven the thread up

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)