b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 9282138 (Thread)

# Who is Jiff Scale?
But no, I think one had eight like a cow and the other woman just had a massive pair.

After that Bruce Campbell fought an intergalatic war, turned into Alan Shearer and captured the Afgan nomad army in a magic thunder crystal.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Haha awesome
Mine usually involve traveling in large buses/aircraft/boats, with just one large compartment and no chairs. They're full of people I know or don't know.
It's always sunny out, there's usually immense castles and beautiful glistening lakes or oceans.
We need to change vehicles all the time, and we have a hard time getting anywhere, but the view out is lovely.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Mine always involve my teeth falling out to some degree, but the actual dream is generally just fairly random and bizaare.
Only the second sexual dream I've ever actually had though, they are usually gun fights, giant monsters which make no sense, people which make no sense.

Or of course the immortal one where an ambulance was being driven by a collection of evil watercooler bottles.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Pffft haha @ water bottles
Mine rarely make sense either. My girlfriend only dreams sensible things. Things that might happen or happened at work.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I once had one where a Mexican waiter in a tux was jerking off into a bowl of braised carrots.
I actually woke myself up laughing.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)