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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I fucking love pork scratchings!
and with that I bid the board a hearty ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ning Joe
I also love scratchings. The hairier the better
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Oh, a hairy one
what a bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# good morrow fair scrumpy wench
*flamboyantly bows with a flourish*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Now I've got an image of Ingrid Pitt
serving me giant steins of mead

excuse me a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# COR LUMMIE!
I like how your mind works...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I had a dream last night in which I invented a bacon plantation
The bacons were hanging in strips from low bushes. I had to find short people to help harvesting the bacon.

There was also a factory next to the plantation, but its use was not revealed in the dream.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# you should get this on Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# The view of the rolling fields of bacon was heartwarming

But now I think of it, they were just coffee bushes I saw in Costa Rica, and the bacons hung on clothes pegs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# The factory was built to
manufacture short people.
Fact(ory)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Ah, I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# give us a job
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Sorry, I can only offer you a hand job.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# what if I just TAKE one!
*rapey foreplay *
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# You should get this on Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# YOU
should get this on Dragon's Den... the idea of putting things on Dragon's Den!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# you should...
oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I don't like your business plan
I'm out

/has only ever seen satires based oin the Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# it's all you need
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)