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# *is happy being a whore*
*only buys his smokes abroad*

/Gordon McBroon can fuck right off blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *befriends*
*grooms*

Got a spare tab, mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Most certainly....
*Nick-o-teens*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *applauds*
Excellent, sir - one for every occaision....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# WIN!
Blummin hell!

I remember joining the Nick o Teen club and getting my mum to, er ... crush all her ciggys.

/indoctrinated 6yo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Cunning plan
Did she then buy some more?
(Daimonion, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Of course.
Mind, she's given up now, and gives me grief about how I shouldn't smoke.

I'm 34. I'm determined not to end up going "But mu-um ... ! That's SO unFAIR!"

It's an uphill battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Psychology
I find if you let em catch you mainlining heroin through your eye they leave you alone about the cigs.
(Daimonion, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# cigs here are a quid a packet
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Here they're ...
Well I haven't smoked tailors for years, and last time I was drunk enough to try to buy some the machine in the pub was bust, but I think it wanted about £5.70 for 16.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)