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[challenge entry] Have you ever flipped a chicken upsidedown?
chickens vag

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(Darkbex I have nothing to declare... not even my genius, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that animals bottom...
:D
Still love eggs mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Thank god it has a shell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Yes.
I'll try any position, me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Fliiping chickens?
So you have rotated a chicken then?
(Darkbex I have nothing to declare... not even my genius, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Every time I roast one.
Have you not heard of a rotisserie?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# oh yes
you can cook them like pancakes
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# It's not really a vagina though is it?
more like a pre-omelette tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# love eggs (*sniggers*)
i would suck one straight out of a chicken.
now that's fresh
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# nope
you get them from the Cloaca, the combined anus / vagina that most birds have.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# same as reptiles
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# latin for sewer.
/used to keep pythons blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# chookporn ftw!
*click* - orders eggs for brekky!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Nope. Vent.
They lay eggs from the vent.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It's an egghole
for my money.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Cloaca
to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Otherwise known as a vent.
It's still called a vent.

A cloaca by any other name still poops out fuckloads of eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# A cloaca may
but a vent doesn't necessarily. Jackets often have vents, as do air-con systems.
Vents often have dummies too.

I prefer scientific nomenclature, e.g. "chicken fanny ". I wonder what chickens call them?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# ba-gerk!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# pffft nicely

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# just making sure you know what you're up against.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Clearly I need to do my research
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# remember, the Chicken Alliance hold much sway with the publication of research.
Don't believe anything you read except when you agree with it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Don't worry, I'll assess the acedemic credentials of the authors first.
If they seem credible, they'll be in league with The Man so I'll ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# phew. you'll probably survive when the world gets fucked by the chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# haha
Oh Catnaddddds you spoil us!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# you're never as good at photoshop as I am pooface
check it out. I'm fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# They have
cloacae like most birds, which is even nastier. All purpose opening for shit and pee and EGGS.

Ducks are one of the few birds who have cocks, though. And they're spiral.
I don't know why I know this but I do.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)