In 1780, an Irishman invented the toilet seat. In 1810 an Englishman put a hole in it....
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:00,
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In 2009women of all nations await the coming of the first male able to piss through it accurately
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:56,
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