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[challenge entry] Everything's got instructions for the thickies these days


And, yes it doesn't fit the compo but by 11 o clock no one will give a shit anyway

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# hahahaha! brill!
subtle taggage too :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# what about if I want to used a mars bar as a sex toy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# You get Careless Wispa by George Michael
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# *googles* ah it's a chocolate bar.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# you sure you would rather it were a Double Decker?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# would you like me to explain what I would like?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I suspect it would be somewhat NSFW.
or maybe NSFA

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# So true
I saw instructions on a box of Coco Pops for making Coco Pops with hot milk. If you're too fucking stupid to work it out from the name, you don't deserve Coco Pops with hot milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# You don't deserve breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Nyom nyom
Ningles Joe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Yup I concur
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Hai popular fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# a double brill
as they say in japan
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Blimey, there's never a suitably sized spanging pan when you want one!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# i had a brill a few weeks ago
i bought it purely on the basis of the fishmonger's limited but enthusiastic brill pun routine. it was actually rather well-named
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# oooh thank goodness, now i can eat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)