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[challenge entry] This is what happens when you follow stupid instructions...

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Pop quiz time
this song contained the words 'Arapaho' and 'Eskimo'. Which other chart-topper also contained these words?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# shot in the dark here...
The Mighty Quinn?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
Ev'rybody's building the big ships and the boats,
Some are building monuments,
Others, jotting down notes,
Ev'rybody's in despair,
Ev'ry girl and boy
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here,
Ev'rybody's gonna jump for joy.
Come all without, come all within,
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn.

I like to do just like the rest, I like my sugar sweet,
But guarding fumes and making haste,
It ain't my cup of meat.
Ev'rybody's 'neath the trees,
Feeding pigeons on a limb
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here,
All the pigeons gonna run to him.
Come all without, come all within,
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn.

A cat's meow and a cow's moo, I can recite 'em all in Arapaho,
Just tell me where it hurts yuh, honey,
And I'll tell you who to call.
Nobody can get no sleep,
There's someone on ev'ryone's toes
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here,
Ev'rybody's gonna wanna doze.
Come all without, come all within,
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn.

*whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Surprise Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# The bit in italics was sung so softly that most people missed it in the original recording
It was only when it was remastered that the extra lyrics came to be discovered...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Those cunning linguists!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
#
Quinn Zalgo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Whoa!
Impressive...

*reluctantly hands over all the prizes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *humbly begs your forgiveness*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_number-one_singles_(UK)

*steals prize back from JPG and awards to BARBAROSSA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# HOORAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I pre-empted you!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# where is the carriage clock?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *whistles*
What carriage clock?

*hides roll of 20s*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# True dat brother!
Number one for Manfred Mann innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Ian Dury
hit me with your rhythym stick?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *awards all the prizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# So it was.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Arapaho and Eskimo live together in perfect harmony
side by side on my piano, keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# *fears*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Roger Waters - Flickering Flame
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# indeed it does
but it didn't get to number 1 in the charts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ooooh
beaten by a technicality :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Bitch those Interracial fuckers By richard stilgoe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# only got to number 2
it was held from the top spot by "I Like to Crochet" by NWA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# :D
...SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE
LEARN TO SPEAK ARAPAHOE...


Why/How can I remember the words to this song?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# cos it was meant to be annoying that way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault 4 with salami in your ears
Dum dum dum duuumm dum
Disembowel yourself with spears ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
Dum dum dum duuumm dum Casserole your gran...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# The 'Keith' name tag is keeping me
giggling like I should be sectioned...

Lovely work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)