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[challenge entry] Hope PT doesn't mind me shopping a bit of his / her pic

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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha
Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Pfft, nice pic
but everyone knows earth is the yellow/green one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Whoever named them got it all wrong
earth should be brown because thats the colour of earth;
Neutral should be green and yellow because they are neutral colours (or something...)
and blue should be live, because thats the colour people turn when they get electric shocks in cartoons.
simple(s!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Why does everyone keep saying simples :(
It's ruining a good advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I SAID IT ONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I've seen it earlier today too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# i also only used this once,
today in fact
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Its not a good advert, its shit
simples
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I'll endorse this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# brown live
blue neutral!

hah

wire them up the other way round!

that's sticking it to the man!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I do, out of principal
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# so do I!
take that health and safety!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Bloody political correctness gone mad
A bit of electricity is good for your heart
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# it's the liebarrels
they want to take away our freedom loving electricity and give it to the homeless terrorists!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# it's all very confusing.
it used to be red black and green. Blue was 3 phase live 3 and now it's neutral, black was neutral but is now live two and red isn't used at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# old plugs and wiring doesn't bother me too much
but when you have an old kettle, where it's disintegrated inside, and only the merest fleck of rust is stopping you being fried when you attach power, quaint enquiries of "will it still work or have you broken it" will result in anything other than mocking :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# being in my trade
you tend to get a bit blasé about AC mains power and operate a 'touch it and see' policy to the question "is that live?".
I've had some cracking belts from colour CRTs when I've not discharged the tube or line output transformer before messing with them.
56000 yummy volts. That's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# mate's an engineer
occasional shout of "yes, that was mains"

but fucking with crts, you've been lucky there


sometimes they give you a flying lesson :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Oh had plenty of flying lessons.
I used to have a nice pile of television box packaging piled behind my bench for a soft landing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ahh the soft cushioning effect of polystyrene and cardboard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Aargh! But which wire to stop the bomb?
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It's always green
..or red
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# to help the colour blind
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# and people wearing 3D glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# LOL EARTHFAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Arf
I just saw (and clicked) your cat drawings/instructions.
100% of pure ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# By your powers combined, I am...
..A PLUG!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Earth = green yellow etc.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# aha
100% improvement!

it was my intention to be more involved with tonight's gripping edition of b3ta. but somebody posted a link to new scientist, and i kinda got stuck there, reading about deja-vu and stuff. sorry.

edit: his / her
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# get your priorities right Sir !!!
Old Scientist is much more "Reg Sprescott"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# old scientist...?
ahaha

also, last line of deja-vu article:
reading this article may give you deja-vu

also, last line of deja-vu article:
reading this article may give you deja-vu
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# But without water how will we summon Paptain Planet? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I like
That you have broken wind.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)