Never.
I have a similar problem, but I tend to deal with it by staring into middle-distance while wanking.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28,
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Ah, the thousand yard wank.
I think there was an Indie band called that once.
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31,
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does the chorus of their greatest hit go something like
I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank while and I stare into middle-distance I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank etc?
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34,
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I believe that's featured in the coda to the 'Pee Wee Herman Onanism Dub Remix'.
Also: INDIE SCHMINDIE
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Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54,
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