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# Never.
I have a similar problem, but I tend to deal with it by staring into middle-distance while wanking.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Ah, the thousand yard wank.
I think there was an Indie band called that once.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# does the chorus of their greatest hit go something like
I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank while and I stare into middle-distance I like to wank wank wank wank wank wank wank etc?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I believe that's featured in the coda to the 'Pee Wee Herman Onanism Dub Remix'.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)