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[challenge entry] Not a geek...
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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Strange!
LMAO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# LAUGH AT MY FUCKING JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# You sure know how to CHARM.
HAHAHASFUYCKL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hi
haha at joke

exit stage left
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I didn't like its flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# you all make me sad..
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm all ears...
Edit Can I pea this in here pls?



Utterly unrelated to your post but tenuously compo-able...

God I'm an attention-seeking slag today.

Cheers Joe :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# when did you do this?
By (possibly) coincidence, I found this on your profile today and have shared it with several co-workers, all of whom found it glee-inducingly great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I did it quite a while back...
After the death of my late lamented Cat boots, when I went out and in about 7 minutes procured myself an identical pair, which are with me to this day.

A feat my wife cannot seem to accomplish given an entire day at her disposal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# My very-long-lived army surplus boots have recently died,
I failed to care for the rubber and the soles perished. Still, 12 years of wear is very good for a pair of shoes as far as I'm concerned. Being UK size 12-to-15 (depending on brand) and not a small man I tend to wear things out fast.

must soon replace them, and all will be well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Shopping like it's a military exercise is the best:
1) Locate drop zone.
2) Find and purchase target.
3) Evacuate at high speed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 4) Nuke the site from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)
5) profit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# No worries
I'm printing that off and taping it to lady S' wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I'm doing the same
but leaving it in the back seat of my car... which Mrs. UC is slowly turning into a mobile wardrobe.

Either that or she's very slowly leaving me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# leaving you for a car?
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# you need to wrap all the above up in one box
The box will be called "talk about it out loud all day long"

poor 2.man has to listen.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Indeed, a box around each , with an arrow from female to male
AN ARROW OF CHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Go on then
I'll give it *another* click!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Eyes like arseholes and ears like giant fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I just breathed in hot tea and it hurts :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# warning cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The cunt-mouthed cancer protector
will deal with that tea-induced cock-nosed tumour


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# This is so beautiful it hurts my eyes to look upon it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# this is better than anything
the NHS has ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I dunno
I have had an anal fingering and a good squeeze of the bollocks on the NHS.
After that last one, he went on to smear my scrote with the GEL and rubbed his machine over me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# lucky cunt
they only ever tell me to fuck off when I get my cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# "Oh god, that was the hospital... I've got cancer."
"No? Where is it?"
"My warning."
"Oh my good christ, I'm so sorry."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# CANCERLOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# /Sunday morning blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Who, you or 'er indoors? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# also - forehead boobies
but no nipples :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# goddam, he's a walking lady garden
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCK
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D YES ! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# *wants to know his kirks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# whoa, tight punning there buddy!
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Oooo Oooo can I be Odo pleeeeease...
"I'm watching you Quark"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# http://quarkgriffin.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# lol, starwars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)