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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hullo babs :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hullo swollen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Just make yourself a damn Quesadilla Napoleon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hello, thanks for teh gaz :)
never seen that show before
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# No worries.
I can not recommend it heartily enough D:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahaha yes
make sure to pronounce that cay-sa-dill-la

and also: good morn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Do I need to cook the baby first?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# 2 minutes fried on a high heat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yes!
they should still be pink in the middle!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I think just lightly grilled is best
Doing it that way retains some of the juices
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# mmmm baby-juice
(this conversation could start to go very wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# only if you try to fuck the dead cooked baby.
else it's fine. just eating them is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# if you're going to do that
you should let it cool first... otherwise you'll burn you knob... unless you like that sort of thing then go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# perhaps you could use a heat retardant sheath
sort of like an oven glove condom

*markets*
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# well
if you think it through - you still want to be able to feel some heat... it's a very complicated problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# That's bloody good advice that, thanks Delia.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I believe start is the wrong word...
continue maybe more suitable :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# yes.
and see ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# you sick, sick bastard
Guacamole?! you disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# i endorse this opinion

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# guacamole is just mexican mushy peas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# No it's not
Anyone who thinks guacamole is just mushy avocado has never had real guacamole before. I feel sorry for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I make my own guacamole
I simply mean that it is a green gloop that accompanies a traditional dish.

proper guacamole with lottttttts of lime
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# you are all so wrong
what's not to like - avocado? Good. Lime? Good... chillies, tomatoes, coriander? Good

... maybe I'm not making it right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# "I ATE A BABY! THE OTHER - OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
/fatbastard_blog

christ almighty, I'm hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY JALAPENOS, MOTHERFUCKER?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# in the salad motherfucker
:p
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I count only one

I need a brazillion more!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *phones Pele*
he says he's unavailable
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# he has errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrection problems
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
That made me laugh for reasons that are unclear to me at this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# senility?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# serving suggestion

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Dear God!
*passes on lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)