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(Duff Man is taking the hobbits to Isengard, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# COCK CANNON!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
#
**turns off webcam**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# did you know that in olden days, samurai used to test their strength
by seeing who can come through a paper screen door?

This cop would win hands down
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Picture...
or it never happened! EDIT: Oh yeah... they still do that at the end of Takashi's Castle (point taken)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# cue much scouse craig charles punnage about "penetrating rings".
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# great range
but the fucker takes half an hour to reload
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# give him some zinc
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# mmmmm
zincy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# haha...zinc
'tastes the same as celery smells'

to get back to our earlier fascinating celery debate.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# i have celery in my fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I've heard that rumour...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# that's a rumour
i can't be arsed to disprove
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Nor indeed should you.
I approve of celery - much under-used in the kitchen.

*raises glass*

to celery!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# to celery!
*drinks v8*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# *stirs bloody mary with celery
and then eats it*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# mmmmmmm
bloody mary.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# mmmm....
what a brilliant idea they are! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# if something fresh and fruity is required
i would suggest vodka and cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I pfftted at that
I really did. haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# fake
no scrote:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Scrote is tucked securely in his pants,
as a blow to that would completely disable the vehicle's primary weapon.
(Duff Man is taking the hobbits to Isengard, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Cock Wednesday motherfuckers.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)