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[challenge entry] Ultra policeteam for the kill!

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(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I am intrigued by the source.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I'm betting it's a sexy kill

In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Ultra Policeseams, shirley?
Also... I don't think that lady is wearing a genuine police uniform.

I ahte uniform porn where they porn up the unifrom, thus missing the point of the uniform in the first place
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :D
I don't think those are standard issue handcuffs
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I let her arrest me once a month....
cost a couple of Euro....but you love the cell time ;).
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# is a good truncheoning extra?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Truncheoning Extra
Tonight on ITV2
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Haha
Uniform pron: Serious Business
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I know - it's true!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# so...many...helmets...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Good night last night, then?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# that'd be telling ;)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# pffft
*schoolboy giggle*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# silly boy!
well, i'm off to listen to very loud '80's rock and do my housework.
later all!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# This is a world I wish to live in
HURRAH!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# LOL WUT?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# He's not heavy, he's my brother.

Iain Bent.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# brotherhood does not instantly ensure a trim figure
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Bent Coppers:
Ian and Iain Bent are brothers and are both policemen. One is corrupt and one is gay. Both of them are afflicted by curvature of the spine. And they're made of copper. They're law enforcement robots from the future.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# in the future, names are rationed
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# More people
less names to go round.

It makes sense.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Fruit and Nut
Ian Fruit and Iain Nut are flatmates. Ian Fruit is allergic to nuts while Iain Nut is allergic to fruit. Ian Fruit is a homosexual whilst Iain Nut is criminally insane. Each week Iain Nut puts pieces of fruit and nut chocolate in both their food.

With hilarious consequences.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# BBC 3 would buy bothof them
as long either Horden and Corne or Ralf Little appear in them
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
whatever it is
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)