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[challenge entry] Frikkin Laser Guns

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(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
nice disclaimer. I love the way it drops down a bit half way across
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Ye, erm, that was done on purpose for added effect, or something.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I haz been gardening today and have just bought a load of plants that will have pink flowers. These should bloom in time of a lovely floral CDC in time for the bash:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Your attention to detail does you great credit...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Still a bit of a building site but it garden's coming along.


EDIT: The light green CDCshaped thing will be the CGC.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Did Al Qaeda do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# No Al riverghost
EDIT: Do you mine. About 400 squid and about 40 hours of work went into that:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Why is it always a tramp's pisspot
in your pictures? '_
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# 1) CAYKE!!!
2) As you havea residents parking:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# i'm surprised you can keep anything remotely tidy
given that you have to allow antipodeans and suud Afrikaans into your abode.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# It's a Dog given gift!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Do you have seven elephants as pets?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# No just the london bash last year:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# You ought to tidy up a bit, you know.
Your lounge is an awful mess.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# It's been years of
work in progress.
Four years ago it was a shed and 60 dead beds.

Those were just from last year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Bloody hell, I see what you mean.
I humbly apologise, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# YOU!
Are you going to be in attendance?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Edit: There's a bit of an issue there.
Let's say 'maybe'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# We'll have to see.
More on this story after the break.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Sans new rockery. New stuff explained
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Oooh nice
That's going to smell AMAZING. There's no preggy b3tettes attending this year are there?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I'm going to get some jasmine plants as well.
No preggers ones but the dat has not yet begun:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# :D...
...:D...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yes but you have been before.
I see why you get people to do your work for you though. Spang pan should read; drill bits and hammer:P

EDIT: And tramps bed should read picnic table I spent 5 hours sanding and repainting. THe rest is true.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Oh ok :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# That settles it
Now I HAVE to be there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Yes you do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Just a shame I won't get there in time for the BBQ
I assume there is going to be a BBQ?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# We can't have b3tards going without their vitamin meat can we now?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# MEAT
Lots of MEAT :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Save some cold meat for me please?
And no, that didn't sound right however I phrased it....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I shall save you a selection of BBQy goodnessocity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Gotta love a bit of cold sausage
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Considering a hog roast this year:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Not going to be there :'(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I'll save some:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# you do one of those,
and I'm so there!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Mr Riverghostington Sir
PLEASE do a hog roast!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# A hog roast it is*.
*WARNING: Hog may contain traces or entirely be made of cat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Any particular reason?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I want to meet you and give you a hug
Because I think you are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *glee*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Yes
Everyone has to give teh trelly a huggle! It's teh law.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I like this law
And more people should be able to get their arms around me this year
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# This is very true
Just don't bring the hubby as we know what happens to you at bashes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# It happened ONCE!
And he didn't even go to that bash!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# :O
I'm telling:O




:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Telling who?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Erm. Er.
Miss?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# That's ok then...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# *gets slightly tearful*
how splendidly b3tan of you...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# The temptation to ask what you've bought is almost overwhelming :S
*has unhealthy interest in gardening*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Heh heh, I had to fight that too :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Well I want to know.
If they flower year after year and I'll cause some mini-sabotage in my garden in australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# mmnnnnggg it's no good!
What did you buy, Ghosty, what did you buy?

*hyperventilates*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I have no idea.
If it's not eatable I don't take that much interest, I should so I suppose as I did study applied plant biology:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I have the same principles.
If I can't eat it, I won't grow it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I've broken with tradition this year though.
Put lots and lots of flowering plants in. Well over a hundred.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I might feel differently when I have some space to play with.
For now, I have a balcony crammed with herbs and a few fruit and veg plants.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I bought plants.
From the homebase Crudely Grow Cocks depantment*.



*no, not a typo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I'm betting that someone will trash it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Lies
They have plenty of shit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# They do have lightsabers though...


Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Haha
We should create ourselves an army of sabers and frikkin lasers
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ha ha...
...take that, punk!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# NO OTHER SHIT?
ARCHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha...
good job - they'd only shoot the wrong person with them.

/scathing political satire blog.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Very little shit cos they smoked most of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# With the amount they keep seizing instead of buying it like us poor saps
Means they SHOULD have developed laser guns with the money they save.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# They have plenty of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)