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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I, indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Are you a copper, then?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# No, I don't like coppers out of uniform
The ones I have known have been utter twats
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Mmmmm, uniform
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# ;-)
typical....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
Happy b3tamasnessday!

*huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Awww, ta, Mrs T
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Happy another year of being epically cool day :)
Shaw day!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Epically old, would be closer to the truth, but bless you all the same
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Any time. Well, once a year anyway.
How's you lovely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Trying to get everything done before six, so I don't have to worry about work for the WHOLE
weekend.

Only once a year? :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Well the wishing you a happy b3taday bit
Hugging whenever required/desired :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Result!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
#
Uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Clan Soul's let himself go a bit, hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ms Tea? Meet Mr Monitor....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *swirls cape*
My work here is done....!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I would say he looks quite smart there, for a change :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I have little frame of reference to be able to judge, and frankly, I intend to keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *admonishes*
Ooooh, you're in fighting form today, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# t'is an old one :)
It tends to draw him out of his cave
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# My concern is that you'd *want* that to happen...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# L FUCKING OL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# you bad, bad man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *salutes*
Reporting for duty, SAH!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Not that one
Have to say, American uniforms not so much anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# But it is Officer Doofy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Try living with one.
They're even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Which one is the copper?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I knew someone would say it
luckily I know you, so know you are joking :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# No, the nurses has the home have just given him the wrong pills
and taken his zimmer frame
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Well, personally I spent part of my morning watching as a man vaginally probed a woman with a long plastic implement.
But his day sounds fun too. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Not been to work today then.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# pffffft again!
You're on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Day off.
Just relaxing with my parents all day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Your Dad's been vaginally probing your Mum with plastic implements?
and you've been watching?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I'm so glad you posted that before I *had* to...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha, I just imagined all of that as a 70s BBC comedy show
"You have been watching......"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# And the DVD is £5.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I hope the camerawork is steady...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# probably not
I'm guessing he only had one hand on the camera
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I'm only human.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# you been watching them jazz movies again?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Unfortunately, the man was a Doctor and the implement had an ultrasound transducer on the end
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# sounds like the 'plumber' scenario
but with a high-tech space-dildo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# "I've come to fix your uterus..."
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# * feels ashamed
*throws himself under a bus
*police man has to scrape me off the road
*feels even more ashamed for making him do that
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Needs more
"Smacked about a few hippies, covered a few tracks, closed ranks with a few mates"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# If he did all of that
he'll have to spend the next eight days filling out paperwork about it.

Can I just shoehorn this in here? It has nothing to do with polismen. Just a new trick I'm trying out with decoupage.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Your lettuce has gone bad
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Aha - but it might be....
Purple Lettuce!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I like that.
Lovely colours.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Thanks
I wasn't sure it would work, but the effect is actually quite nice.

It came from this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Yay police!
It does indeed miff me when folks are quick to bash them for actually having balls. I couldnt do their job - i'd just end up going postal and killing everyone who does the slightest misdemeanour!

Watch coppers dealing with angry pissheads with calm on those 'cops with cameras' type shows - no way could i do that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah I've never been able to watch those "Cops with cameras" programmes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# street crime UK on bravo is the worst one
Rotten pissed up dazzas beating the shit out of everything whilst on the piss. Makes me respect coppers knowing that they have to deal with those twunts, and keep calm and resist the urge to truncheon their skulls in.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# those programs are a guilty pleasure for me
it never ceases to amaze me the state people get themselves in to. Or how fucking stupid and a waste of oxygen some people are. And the kids doing 80 through estates in a stolen Metro never seem to hurt themselves as much as you'd like.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ^this, they're a guilty pleasure, but I'll always stop on them when channel hopping
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'm not even sure what channel has them or what night they're on
is it a Sky or a Bravo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# they all have them on don't they?
in one form or another. I'm surprised there isn't a dedicated channel for those shows yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# as i said
street crime UK is the best one.

Not many traffic violations, stolen cars, break-ins or robberies. Its mostly chucking darrens and tracy's in the back of police vans.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# i think it takes the piss when some knob is
arguing with the copper, and is swearing his mouth off. The copper gives him several warnings, and several oppurtunities to shut up and walk away, yet they always come back, call the coppers allsorts and end up kicking, screaming and shirtless in the back of the police van. Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# The classic scenario sometimes gives the PERFECT final moment
Cue bloke - usually pissed - with his mates kicking off
Police arrive
Guy gives shedloads of verbal abuse direct to coppers
Coppers issue warnings to calm down and go home - usually 3 or 4 until the 'last chance or I'll section 5 your arse'
Guy pushes the boundary a little bit further and often will kick out
Guy gets faceplanted on the floor by coppers.
Guy screams
Guy shouts

Guy's last word before being put in the back of the van by 6 officers?

"Mum"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# ....
and then right at the end it will say

"The man driving around at 80 mph in a stolen white van who then ram-raided an old lady before brutally maiming three children and a puppy, was let off with a caution"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# and there you are, shouting at the telly
USE THE TRUNCHEON, HIT HIM HIT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# C*nt him in the F*ck, Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hehe...
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# This just makes me automatically hate Steve, though.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)