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[challenge entry] Cocktails!


*Groans at himself*

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
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Oh hai b3ta I just won £15 playing poker what shall I buy
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Beer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# But I would buy that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Buy more, either that or buy some baconsalt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I think I'll buy nine copies of tomorrow's Guardian and line my room with it
When my housemates ask what the hell is going on I'll flip a coin; heads I've got us a house puppy, tails I'm housetraining myself.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# heads: buy bacon
tails: buy bacon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Mmmm bacon.
Bacon and salt. Wait, delayed what?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# JUST BUY SOME BACON
EAT BACON
...
PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Is the "..." create profitable business unrelated to the bacon that fuels me?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# No, it's never specified
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Well, I'm not interested for the equity you're offering.
I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# It means mug old ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Bet it all on red
:D

I share your risness.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Beer and cigarettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Fuzzy Navel
but then some people have never been caught by the fuzz.

I had to look up RIS though.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I thought that might have been it
But then I realised I've never heard the words fuzzy and navel used together before.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
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Things are going well for Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels of the Chicago Police Department. She has solved some of the city's toughest and most high-profile homicides. Her personal life is finally in order. Her friends and family are safe and happy. And she just got a call that eased her mind like nothing else could: Alex Kork, one of the most dangerous criminals Jack ever arrested, killed herself while in jail. But things sour quickly when a group of vigilantes on a murderous spree decide to take down a cop and the people she cares about ... and they turn downright awful when Jack discovers that Kork may not be dead after all. The next eight hours will be the worst of Jack's life. And that's saying something.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)