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[challenge entry] Spliffing..

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(Dent, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hey has anyone done a "dinner" one where everyone is saying what they had for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# dave the facts?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# something something kia-ora, arsepigeons dave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# NOW HOW DO I MONETISE THIS OH WELL I'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# you mean Dave The Facts, Nights
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# have chips and lube with that...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Here we go!
www.sickrik.com/board/9420927

(It turned out OK in the end)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# if you think you have a chance at keeping your job i'd recommend showing up sober
otherwise, let 'em have it!

all the best mate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It appears I get to do both!
*clinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# oh right i just read the last sentence.
DON'T GO TO WORK DRUNK. IT'S EIGHT HOURS A DAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Or just work for alcoholics in the first place
everyone employer loves a hard working enambler.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# i have a guilty secret
i used to manage backpackers who would make their money and piss off to the next destination

i used to take them out on friday night and make sure they spent all their money on booze so they'd keep working for me

more than a few backpackers never made it out of sydney because of me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah, tell me about it.
How the fuck am I supposed to get an hour's decent work done in a day if I'm only doing eight hours of drinking beforehand?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# chicken schnitzel and chips.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hey is tomorrow still on?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'M NOT!!

*flails*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I am not stoned
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# It's amazing
I'm stoned now, I'm pretty much stoned all day every day, and I've never sounded like your basic stoner stereotype. In fact, none of my mates do either.

Where am dat watty melon/Mamma mia, issa Maaaario/Andale Andale/ Bud bud ding ding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# it's not that amazing
also - hello snookykins

*huge hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# It isn't, but according to the telly
which seems to think I should be dole and peasant and grubby, it is. I smoke weed, for goodness sake, I'm not from Luton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
#
Many prescription medications are a hell of a lot worse for you than recreational drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Innit.
Also: being from Luton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# yeah - people get things ass backwards too much
I know hunners or people who hold down powerful and important jobs and manage to maintain a healthy smoking habits and terrible drink problems.

all other drugs [are not equal to] the drugs which may ruin your life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# not stoned enough!
*fetches bucket*

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *stops skinning up long enough to reply*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)