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# So what you're saying is
if you can afford an iPod, you've got too much money?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:23, archived)
# I have an iPod but I can't afford one.
Dad got it as a gift from work. For working there for 25 years.
An iPod.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
# better
than a P45
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
# He was almost made redundant so he quit.
Well, he transferred to a safer job within the company.
iMerys, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# How many Gb is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Well, yes. Basically.
(with the corollary that you're a dim wanker, too)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# COMMUNIST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# god-damn pinkos
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:30, archived)
# is that when they're reds but TAINTED WITH THE WHITE OF AN iPOD?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# he probably doesnt wash
his hands
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Proudly fighting the BNP on my home patch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# DULUX NATIONAL PARTY: WE KNOW THE COLOURS WILL GO.
Godfuckingdamn, I've been sitting on that one for days.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:32, archived)
# THERE AINT NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK
but vote for us and there could be a delightful series of complimentary pastel shades.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# the colour of my hijab is "Jihad Oatmeal"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# clashes with everything
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:44, archived)
# I have two iPods
I must be the wealthiest, but dimmest man on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# I'm sorry Bob, I can't feel too bad for you
given how iRich you are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Duhh....
I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# But there are better alternatives
that are cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:25, archived)