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# 'Hello. This is my cheek. Do you like this cheek? I will regret pulling this pose later'
I could do with a spout to keep things like pens in.


edit: I spy a hello kitty tattoo. she must die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# you dropped this "i"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Took me longer than it should have done.
I already have a penis spout, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# semi
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# running update?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 3/4
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# wasn't just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# certainly not.
we both think about penises when someone mentions kettles. It's entirely normal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I expect you've both got ebay seller accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# yeh but we only buy and sell penis kettles
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Well I suppose technically they are kettles
Hot liquid comes out of them:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# You should go to the doctor.
It should be roughly body temperature. If you're pissing/coming fluids that are 100 degrees celsius, I would suggest that it's not a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Did is say hot or 100 degs?
No I didn't.

*blows raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ok...
but body temperature is "warm" at best. I'd say hot water is 50-100. Either way, if hot fluids are coming out, that's either completely hardcore, or quite dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# YEs but you're still sidestepping the fact that you like piss in your tea!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# depends, really
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# kettles should now come with pics of naked men on them
just to save a little time when it's time to sell them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# There's a good marketing ploy
Kettleman kettles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# For some reason I became very worried when I read
I could do with a spout to keep things like penis in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# PENS, YOU FILTHY BASTARDS, PENS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# We all know you're post op:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hehehe, she was killed because of her hello kitty tattoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Damn fucking right.
'Oh I love things for five year olds, I'm sure this will make me attractive to men, they like five year old girls, right?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# only in japan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Oh, it gets to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# calm Captain
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# they aren't worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# what does that mean D:?
Or are you doing smiles the wrong way round, as that annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# It's sort of a 'gah' face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ok, as long as it isn't a smiley done the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# BURN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Would this be the wrong time to mention
I design Hello Kitty Merchandise? : )
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You have no shame!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# It was this or advertising fags to kids
I stand by my choice
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# She should have it replaced with Hamtaro
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Mmmm, ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# No, thas's the sheet of perspex I put there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# what about boys with robot tattoos on them?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Completely different.
Robots are awesome, hello kitty is pish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Bite my shiny metal arse
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# They rock.
Obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# If it's a tattoo of Johnny 5 then that would be interminably ace
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# People these days would think you are copying Wall-e
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# GARLIC CATARACTS?
/accidental ac

Johnny 5. Original and best. Wall-E's mother was a motherfucking snowblower.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:19, archived)