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[challenge entry] New and improved

Hoover-snake!

(Is it allowed to reinvent nature in this compo? If not, it should be)

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 166 entries (closed)

(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# does evolution count as reinvention?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Dunno.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Ever heard of
intelligent design? Not that this qualifies as intelligent on any level...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# of course i have
it's funny, that's intelligent enough for me right now.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# nope
useless future technology
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# compo-relevant or not
that's pretty funny.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# True.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# for crap compos all rules are out.
hehe your snake is sucking Robin off!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Today my manager asked me to remove the security tags from the Le Coq Sportif jeans and move the latter to the stockroom.
I did it and said, "Right, I pulled all those Coqs off; what next?" and he didn't pick up on the entendre at all. ): Phoo.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# It's okay we get it.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hoorj!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# the other day
a girl I work with apologised for being argumentative last week. she said it was because "she had just started her period for the first time since november."

How we laughed.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# haha..and tsk!
wit is wasted on some people...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# And afterwards
she'll viper chin
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# not a spitting cobra
then.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Ah, but...
It was a Robin, not a Swallow.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Feels like
someone should make some sort of tit-joke right about here, but I really don't know how to work it into context
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Have a pair of....
...Great Tits. Phwoar...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# You just know that somwhere
an ornithologist is having a wank looking at those
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Heheh.
Most likely.

I've wanted to add morephotos to that page for a while, but it's too useful a page to change...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# YBM
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)