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# Honestly
if someone could come up with a decent non-leather belt that wears well, looks good, and doesn't make bizarre noises every time you move, it would be very fucking novel indeed.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# problem solved

but you do look a twat
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Nice shirt!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Those are the most muscular arms I've ever seen.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# in fairness to the braces
he'd look like a twat with or without their help
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Nanu Nanu...
...said Mork.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Awww, he looks happy
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# animal skin makes a good belt
...
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It really does.
I still have a leather belt that I bought more than 20 years ago, and it's still in great shape.
But I don't wear animal skin any more, so I'm looking for good alternatives, without any luck so far.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Fish skin? Or bailer twine....
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# what about the skin of animals that volunteered to be made into belts?
that would be more ethical surely?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It won't come back to life
if you leave it alone long enough, you know.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The belt you mean?
Yeah, I used to have the attitude that it's long dead and it would just be wasteful not to continue to use it; but I really don't want to wear it any more.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:24, archived)