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# Yes
but is it fart?

'ningles all. After I finished work last night a managed to get really quite trollied. Like a true professional I opened the office on time and there preambulated henceforth to the nearest rip off merchants supermarket.
I get the guest breakfast, que up like a good lil Englishman, get to the front and discover that in my drunked forority had replaced my wallet about 200 Burger King straws. Even more bizarrely Somerfields do not accept Burger King straws as an acceptable form of tender.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# hehehe!
'nings Ghostie

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# urg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# does that mean some one is currently trying to
drink their syrup, water and carbonation with a credit card?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# urg!
Hmmm talking of sweet drinks I think my current state warrents a large choccy milkshake from Dino's. Best milkshake ever. blended Crusha, milk and Italian chocolate ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# cavemanitis - a terrible affliction... I think you can get cream for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ug make fire!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# What the hell is it with you and burger king straws?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I nick them when I'm wasted
I haven't eaten there for about 15-20 years but if I get drunk I have to nick their straws.

Also I madededed a fridgity magnet last night.



EDIT: I'd like to point out that the flash makes it look dirty, It's pretty much invisible to the nekkid eye.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Haha!
...and dear God man, go back to sleep!

EDIT Yay new spam!

Attn Sir/ Madam

I hope you are doing well today.

With due respect, I am Mr. Bello Tanja a secretary to the Community of Ouaga village, and I want to inform you that, we have discover a Gold in my village that we have started the mining but as we don’t have much access to mined it in max production, so our community elders have choosing me to search a foreign company who can come down to the country and confirm it and buy the Gold, and as I am writing you now we have about 346 kilos of the Gold which we have already mined and we don’t have a foreign agent to buy it yet so I want to know if your company will be interested to buy it or you can link us to a capable Gold Mining Company that can but it so that I will inform my community elders for us to know what to do.

Waiting for your kind respond.

Thanks,

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I'm at work!
Hahahaha.

With due respect, I am Mr. Bello Tanja a secretary to the Community of Ouaga village, and I want to inform you that, we have discover a Goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# String em along
Blog it
Get it newslettered
fame
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# /no blog blog
...and since I am already a shoo-in for the newsletter (fingers crossed) with my unexpectedly successful compo entry, I'll not hog the limelight too much!

Top of the 'ning Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# we have discover a Gold in my village!

Is KOTOR2 better then KOTOR? I've read that it's basically more of the same. But I am inclined to check it out anyway, as I've played KOTOR three or four times now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# It is pretty much more of the same, yes.
But that's in no way a bad thing. A few nips and tucks but same infrastructure and control system. And you can probably pick up a copy for next to nothing these days, so I would definitely recommend it as a way to lose a few days...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Cheers
I'll do that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# A Gold! Such a thing is very rare...
Amazing how they had access to email to send you this, but not to search for mining companies. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Well for their troubles they've now got Evil Lu chasing after them
;D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:46, archived)