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[challenge entry] *sniff*

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(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Although most common executions were delegated to local Chekists or subordinate executioners from his unit,
Blokhin personally performed all of the high-profile executions conducted in the Soviet Union during his tenure, including those of the Old Bolsheviks condemned at the Moscow Show Trials and two of the three fallen NKVD Chiefs (Yagoda in 1938 and Yezhov in 1940) he had once served under.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
#
However, anthropologist Beverly Strassmann has proposed that the energy savings of not having to continuously maintain the uterine lining more than offsets energy cost of having to rebuild the lining in the next fertility cycle, even in species such as humans
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
#
On a Riemannian or Lorentzian manifold the divergence with respect to the metric volume form can be computed in terms of the Levi Civita connection
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :)
Several variations on the biceps curl transfer some of the load from the biceps to other flexors of the elbow. One group of variations involves postures that hold the elbows in front of the trunk, shortening the biceps and forcing the brachialis to do more work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Gosh
everyone's terribly clever around here.

{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# haha
iLine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# iLine is better
In fact one of my best use for my phone is to snort drugs offa it.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I use mine to make and receive phone calls and texts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Nah
Bollocks to that. All my friends are cunts and they just send shit Fritzl jokes through on it.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# have chips with that

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# it exists :P
crenk.com/isnort-the-cocaine-iphone-app/
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# No fucking way!
Tragic!
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# now that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# the comments on the youtube video of this are the best though
along the lines of "THIS IS A TOTL RIPP OFF!!"

Yeah, it's a fucking app that shows an animation of chopping lines, you dick. It's not like you bought Photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Heh
What did they expect? Digitally transmitted chemicals?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# my supervisor's name is charlie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# screenshot or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# unfortunatley that gives you a picture of him or me or both of us.
...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)