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# I remember havin 2 of em and 2 acid at a rave
standing on the only dry bit of ground
and being convinced it was my own little island.

good times :D
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# my mate had some once
some bloke managed to convince her that an invisible elephant had her scent and was chasing her down the road. oh, how we laughed
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I had a mate who hid in bins..jumping out on folk just to freak em out haha
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# now that's my kind of thing!
where i used to live, there were lifts that the teenagers loved playing in. on this particular day, 2 girls were going up and down, stopping at every floor. i hitched my skirt up over my knockers, backcombed my hair, grabbed my massive butcher knife and pressed the lift button.
then i hid.
the lift stopped at my floor but, as they'd already pressed all the buttons, they were expecting it to stop. what they weren't expecting was for me to jump out just as the door was closing, brandishing my knife at them and making hideous noises.
they screamed, they ran, i laughed so much a bit of wee came out.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# i had 50 liberty caps in a cup of tea, i locked my bedroom door and was laughing my arse off at ken dodd
doing a sand up,the sweaty hands was fucking horrible, when they wore off i felt so fucking good.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)