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[challenge entry] I would actually get an iPhone if it did this:



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(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# wut? redex?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# sorry now fixed
url was mangled
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# i want an acordian.
but with no musical ability it would only serve as an ornament.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# have this ridiculous pun
that not even freebs would stoop to

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Dear gods ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# they can't help you now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I want an accordian which is actually a calculator instead of a keyboard.
I don't know what it would give off instead of sound though.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hopefully it would have the voice of Stephen Hawkings...
Hi Jeru :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hello, I have just eaten cold barbeque meat and fudge.
Dietarily, I think this was a bad move.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Inclined to agree with you there...
I have eaten a bacon sandwich and some prawn cocktail crisps though, so I am no better.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Meat and fish?
That is nearly as bad. NEARLY.

You're just not trying hard enough!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I am trying to be careful today though
Had my first experience with space cakes last night (whilst hungover from Saturday...ugh) and am feeling a little delicate! Salt is what I need.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# drugs are bad mmmkay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# only if you don't take enough
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Bragging ey?
Well I had my first experience with mushrooms....edible ones...

Shit, that's not nearly as impressive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Not bragging at all. I thought it was rubbish... :\
Just ended up feeling immensely sleepy with a massive headache.

It was for my mum's birthday... she convinced me to do it. Hah >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Aren't they two of the main food groups,
along with "breakfast cereal", "stuff from out of a can" and "unspecified cheese product"?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I have eaten breakfast cereal and unspecified cheese product today.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hopefully not together
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# i hope not, the milk was a new bottle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# You can never tell...
I hear they mix the old milk in with a big new batch to use it up, so you end up with freaky cheesy patches in your brand spanking bottle :O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# it's probably someone's job to spluff in the milk.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Arf,
but sadly bindun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# sorry


Same sources too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# damn
oh well
evidently we have the same taste in humour, and accordions!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Needs more " ... the papers today ... "
"Accordion to the papers today ... "

*applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Horrifying!
I like it!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# according to my mate's Dad :
"The perfect woman can play the accordian, but has the good taste not to."
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I'm imagining a perfect woman...
...playing an accordion between her flaps.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Beats the piano ap
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# You can play the ocarina or the drums on the iPhone
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)