They should just hold his funeral
at the O2 on those dates and let all the ticket holders come to watch.
Surely it will take that long to cremate him anyway.
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Mystery_Bob,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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dunno, plastic burns pretty quickly
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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Just melt him down and remould him until the end of the tour.
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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You just wait until the thriller video remake… I hear he’s working on it as we speak
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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I think the concert series should be a showcase of all the impersonators who have stood in for him over the years
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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