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[challenge entry] They're not taking any chances...

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I hear he's dead, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I heard that too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# what a strange coincidence.
what are the chances, do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# He aint dead, I saw him working in the chippy down the road
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# it's just not been as good since Elvis retired.
he did the best damn batter this side of Antarctica.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# He did indeed, until the incident
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# could have happened to anybody,
but it had to happen to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Fat man starts sweating fat near a deep fat fryer, he going to go up in flames at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# it was the tassles that did it,
and the quiff was becoming a hazard as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# All that lard in the quiff didn't help
Good job he wasn't to badly burnt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Let me guess..
you found a battered nose in your meal?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I wish it was his nose
It was his sodden cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Just popping the shops...
for some mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It could have been worse
It could of had some cream filling as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# HE DIDN'T DIE!!
he was murdered
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# By Courtney Love
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
# DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, is he dead
Oooooh I get to draw some royal crapulence now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# there's a man works down the chip shop
swears he's Jacko
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *cough* up there ^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# bollox
and only by a couple of minutes
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# He's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Yes.
I'm rather regretting spending time on doing this well, obviously I should have just wrote 'Dead' over his Bad album...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# APLBBWGUTBARWW
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Why, is that what you did
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# just wondered if it spelt anything profound.
maybe it does. I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# GUT BAR, GUT BAR, GUT BAR, WoOoOoOoOoOo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Apple Ball Bearing with Gut Bar World War
mysterious...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
# man dies of gut bar crapulence
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
# He is dead Jim, DEAD!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# But not as we know it.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a journalist.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# He could well turn into a zombie at any point
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# and not for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# nope, I feel that video was just a look into the future of MJ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# this is all a publicity stunt, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# faked his death because of the debt he was in, that is what I am going for
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Silly bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
# The bees could have been driving him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
# there is a hive in his chin
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# in his chest
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
# No, don't regret it please
as it's rather nicely done

I was just stating it so people who didn't get a chance to catch up with the news could be informed properly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Meh...
Like it's possible to miss it right now.

Everytime I channel hop, whoops, there he is!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# stop channel hopping, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# never regret,
lest thou become a pillar of salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# And we don't want none of them 'round 'ere

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# straight jacko
can untie him now i guess:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)