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[challenge entry] I'm going to Hull, for sure.

From the Michael Jackson challenge. See all 244 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# didn't he 'allegedly' prefer little boys though?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# yes
but I couldn't think of any famous little boys, other than harry potter, but he's 18 now so that's no good.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Macauly Culkin?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# he must be like 30 by now.
imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# He was in the film Sex and Breakfast
It was ok
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# YEs
although on b3ta people also seem to think Glitter liked little boys when he prefered little girls.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Paedopedant
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# haha, sounds like a pervy elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I can see the court case...
"And... he put his trunk in me..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Elephants have long thin cocks
So if you're ever raped by an elephant pray he doesnt finger you first
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# But that's the great thing about little girls
if you turn them round you can pretend they're little boys


did I just fucking type that? Sheeeeeeeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# this is quite possibly the wrongest thing I have ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I agree
Yet I learn nothing.

NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# you have learned that you learn nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# That's deep, man
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# well you did lube up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I laughed
I shouldn't have
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Well you sir, are worse than Hitler
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I didn't think it was necrophelia
MJ was accused of
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)