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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: VISUALISING THE NEWS


If we were to devise a clever tagcloud for this week's news, it would probably contain the following: megan fox, funeral, sperm, google OS, riots, cricket, plinth. Your mission is provide the visuals, combining some or all of these prompts into magnificent art.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# TOAP.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# good idea
text on a plinth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# what picture?
TOA
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Not so TOAPY
We want you to provide the visuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# TOAP is Text on a Picture
What's not visual about that? :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Will you accept a 'shop of Sperm on Megan Fox?
or a photo if I get the opportunity in the next week?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I'm surprised I haven't seen a visual of the "How to make sperm in a lab" headline
seems pretty easy to me.

All you will need is one each of the following...

lab
cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# They probably didn't do a lot of research,
To be fair, most guys could turn their hand to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# fuck plinths
pedestals are where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I read that as . . . oh . . . never mind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# What is it on the bbc tonight, cunt presenters night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# i believe so
isn't biggins doing the lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# biggins has already been on, cunt-a-rama
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# fuck it
i'm only waiting for torchwood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I saw a little bit last night
it was fucking shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)
# you're in a grumpy mood today!
i'll watch most things that have severely fuckable men in them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# aka things that have happened recently
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# A week of John Peel in the thames!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# the image challenge now has cancer because of that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# who's got the BBC News template?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# If we were to devise a clever tagcloud for this week's news, it would probably contain the following: Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That ain't no jive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# what the fuck?
what's that pink hole in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Macauley Culkin
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I expect he is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# BREAKING INTERNET NEWS: MICHAEL JACKSON DIED RECENTLY
In text-cloud form.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# You mission?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# me mission?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# YOUR mission?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] VISUALISE THIS:

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# haha
is that Guy Smiley?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I'm afraid I cannot 'shop anything that contains any form
of the so called 'sport' of Cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Just because the example image is shit doesn't mean this compo is a write off
the challenge is just 'visualising the news', i'm sure people will come up with something clever. I think it was Something Awful that did a challenge where users had to interpret the news visually like a five year old would. It was shortly after that guy got his head cut off riding a Greyhound bus in America - that was interpreted as a bee riding the bus.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# splendid
business as usual then
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# what?
fucking hell, with all the quality and voted for image challenge suggestions you pick this one?

Ask cr3 for the popular list and do one of the ones that people actually want

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)