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# minor TJ.
You're all bastards. B3ta has warped my tiny, fragile mind. Just wathing 'Some Sickly Love Film With Hugh Foppish Grant' and Keira Knightly was on. Involuntarily, I said, out loud 'would!'
Mrs Boris looks up.
'err.... would like a coffee?'
'yeah, go on then.'

Saved.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# when watching '300' for the first time, was seated with the missus on the sofa
in one bit, a giant, deformend pierced-up troll thing is sent to attack the heroes.
upon seeing this, i say out loud 'i've had her'

missus is confused, but luckily, amused
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely done!

I keep on with b3taisms at work and no-one understands me.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)