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# Adolf Hitler and t
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunting_%28tennis%29
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)
# sometimes I see womens' tennis on the telly and it sounds like they're on fucking fire or something
 
ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE A FAR MORE INTERESTING SPORT, AND QUICKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)
# and
hotter?
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)
# SMOKIN'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)
# AND SMELLS JUST LIKE BACON!
YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
# What would be even better is if every time a player misses the ball, they get a candle attached to their back
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Yankee candles are the best candles for attaching to backs
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I CAN JUST PICTURE, THE "COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FART" WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:56, archived)
# come on baby, light my farts
come on baby, light my farts

try to set my farts on
FIIIIIIIIRRRRRRE
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 4:13, archived)
# It's like the soundeffects in bad Samurai movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)