In 1843, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Farting.
'Parp' said the kleptomaniac tulip fucker.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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Don't say you're not using my invention on a very regular basis!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:22,
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*parps in Mediocre's face*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:32,
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