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# why? what's wrong with you
man I don't understand

why is there nobody smearing their own excrement on cows these days.

it makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Because it's vile, Discomeats. Vile.
How dare you bring it up YOU SICKEN ME DISCOMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
# oh
so you won't be wanting that crate of vaselene after all

no matter, I'm sure that I can find something to SMEAR IT ALL OVER

*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# No, Discomeats. I still want the vaselene.
aahhhuuu
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ah cool
it's just it's the middle of summer and I'm scared having that much potential napalm under the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I like it when my willy is burning so I put it in the vaseline with fire on the vaseline and it's good*
*I will never do this and neither should you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD
THAT'S JUST WRONG

*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
# You know, when you're fucking a chicken
You can slam it's neck in a drawer to make it tighten up!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# that's an interesting way to tighten a drawer up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
# ... You mean you dont smear crap on cows?!?!
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I know man, how weird is that!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)