swans are cunts
they chase you around lake windermere after your ice cream wafers.
however, you can use their necks for wiping your arse on.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:17,
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carry a large flying pan
and twat the bastard swans!
:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:48,
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